This a badass looking truck

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 03/12/2018 at 21:50 • Filed to: None

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Got an Atlas R-Line in over the weekend

Nibby > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 21:56

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the atlas is the least boring looking car VW has sold in the US in a very long time

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 22:00

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Didn’t know you could call a Golf a truck.

Nothing > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 22:01

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They look best in dark colors. I see about a bajillion silver ones a day and can’t get over how boring they look.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2018 at 22:04

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That’s clearly a 2012 Jetta SE 2.5

FastIndy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2018 at 22:04

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People do this with things like Chevy Equinoxes and Traverses also. Doesn’t really seem to fit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 22:06

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What’s the opposite of agreeing? Anti-agreeing? No, no. That’s not right.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/12/2018 at 22:06

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Unagreeing, I assume.

E90M3 > Nibby 03/12/2018 at 22:07

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Apart from the 991 turbo, that thing is sweet.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2018 at 22:08

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IF IT DOESN’T HAVE SOLID AXLES IT’S NOT A TRUCK

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Spanfeller is a twat 03/12/2018 at 22:09

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They’re neither gaseous nor liquid, so technically, it’s a truck.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/12/2018 at 22:09

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Imagreeing?

DasWauto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2018 at 22:10

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but it’s got running boards...

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/12/2018 at 22:11

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I disagree with that one. Guess we’ll never find out.

Milky > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 22:12

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I’d agree with you if you said minivan. Because it as a badass looking minivan.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 03/12/2018 at 22:13

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Especially the 991 Turbo Cabriolet in Guards Red.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DasWauto 03/12/2018 at 22:13

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Shouldn’t they be called stationary boards? I mean, they aren’t really running anywhere right?

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/12/2018 at 22:18

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Don’t make me bring out the chancla

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Spanfeller is a twat 03/12/2018 at 22:21

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Cuidado mijo.

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/12/2018 at 22:27

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They try run away from the truth. The truth that they cannot run. They run in their dreams. Might as well call those nightmares, and are only awoken to reality by the harsh feet of an overweight 12 year old after soccer practice as they stomp them.

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/12/2018 at 22:29

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Hey easy, I thought those were banned under the Geneva accords....

Mechanically > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/12/2018 at 22:48

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While perhaps not original, your effort and image earn you a star.

I chuckled. It’s still a good joke.

HammerheadFistpunch > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 22:57

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its a very nice looking minivan with all wheel drive.

Amoore100 > Milky 03/12/2018 at 23:18

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That’s an insult to minivans. It’s a Passat Wagon XXL.

Ssfancyfresh > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/12/2018 at 23:40

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They run the length of the passenger cabin...?

Ssfancyfresh > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2018 at 23:42

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I do not find this vehicle attractive in any trim.

But

Holy shit there is so much room for activities on the inside. It makes no sense. It defies the laws of the natural universe.

I’m a fan.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Nothing 03/13/2018 at 00:26

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The silver ones look horrendous.

Long-Voyager > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/13/2018 at 07:11

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Counterpoint 1: It’s not a truck, it’s a CUV.

Counterpoint 2: CUVs are a plague on our roads.

Counterpoint 3: Cute denial minivan.

Long-Voyager > Milky 03/13/2018 at 07:12

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Don’t insult minivans like that....

Long-Voyager > HammerheadFistpunch 03/13/2018 at 07:13

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That’s an insult to minivans.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/13/2018 at 08:50

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They just look soooooooooo plain and boring to me, like everything VW is putting out now actually. They seem to go in spurts of styling, one car starts the trend and then the whole lineup looks that way until a refresh. Blah.

Milky > Amoore100 03/13/2018 at 09:18

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It is a insult to minivans, but it also functional does the same job for large families.

Milky > Long-Voyager 03/13/2018 at 09:19

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Is saying MPV any better?

Your boy, BJR > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/13/2018 at 10:07

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“Badass” “truck”

Sweet Routan Mk. 2, bro.

Long-Voyager > Milky 03/13/2018 at 10:07

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I can accept MPV.

CUV, denial minivan, or image minivan are appropriate.

Definitely not SUV.

Amoore100 > Milky 03/13/2018 at 11:37

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I never realized, but it’s actually quite similar to the Flex. Welcome back the American land-barge station wagon!

Gerry197 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 04/06/2018 at 19:12

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Which is weird since VAG products tend to look good in silver.

I think that rather hefty middle section really doesn’t lend itself to lighter colors.